Want some dialog for posterity sake? I am sure you do.
"I'm cookin' with gas! I've gotta handful of vertebrae and a headful of mad! Yeah, that's your spinal cord baby! Dig it! Who's the man? I'm the man! I'm a bad man! How bad? Real bad! I'm a 12.0 on the 10.0 scale of badness! I don't need a gun... guns are for wusses!"
Doom guy said it folks, guns are for wusses. Who knew? Obviously Doom guy.
Read the whole blood soaked issue at Doom World below.
https://www.doomworld.com/10years/doomcomic/comic.php

That is so very cheesy. I love it.