Here's my haiku entry... I luvs the haiku :)
crouch and squeeze trigger
red mist dancing in sunlight
take breath and repeat
crouch and squeeze trigger
red mist dancing in sunlight
take breath and repeat

100GB! Oh my sweet NVMe SSD!
Yeah, she is awesome.
I didn’t know Jameela Jamil was going to be in this,...
Awesome, thanks GregoPeck!