Now I wonder how many face stomp finishing moves I will be able to pull off with actual humans when the game launches? The little demon on my shoulder says a lot, the other one isn't as optimistic.

Released on May 26, 2016 by Bethesda
Developed by Id Software
You are the last defense against these hell-spawned hordes. Prepare for the most intense mutant-laden, blood-splattered action ever!
I signed up! Hope I get in, it looks like a blast.
One thing I noticed though: "Pre-ordered or bought Wolfenstein: The New Order on or before May 26, 2014 to get into the DOOM Beta? Follow the steps to ensure you are eligible to be selected for the DOOM Closed Alpha."
That was a long time ago! It doesn't seem like it's been over a year since I played The New Order.
Yeah, it's been a year for sure. They've been going on the new Doom game for quite some time. I am glad it turned out as well as it currently looks. Hopefully that translates into fun game play.
It will. IT MUST.